I know many of you are clicking into this post asking, “Is this what I hope it is?”
It sure is.
THIS FRIDAY theCHIVE IS SET TO REOPEN AND IT’S GOING TO BE A GLORIOUS SHITSHOW! Our new receptionist, Stephanie Joy, will be there to greet you.
Some new rules for this Friday – There are no rules. Normally, if you’re not a first responder or veteran, you would need a gold or silver coin to gain entrance to the HQ. But this friday from 5-7, for one day only, we are admitting all Chivers on a first-come-first-serve bases. No RSVP necessary.
Capacity is 350 people so I’d get there earlier than later.
As you all know theCHIVE HQ is a place full of serious people doing some serious work. That’s why I’m not easily distracted.
Ok that was all one big fat lie.
But seriously you think this is easy?
Ok it’s pretty easy.
There will be lots of good beer. Goose Island has shipped their ultra-rare Bourbon County and I’ll be giving personal tastings to Chivers in my office.
The rest of you will have to slog it out at the Copper Bar.
All of our Austin Chivettes have confirmed they will be here on Friday as well. Dozens of your favorite Chivettes will be swirling about the place.
Your bartenders will be wearing as little as possible. It’s 100 degrees in Austin after all.
And I don’t want to brag, but impressing topless women is important so this is me pointing out that theCHIVE HQ was named Austin’s Coolest Office by the Austin Business Journal.
Stephanie was so inpressed she took the photo right off the wall.
… Just super impressed.
Follow Stephanie on her Instagram!
So welcome back to we’re looking forward to raising a glass with our Chivers.
The next two Chive Charities recipients and their families will also be at the event, a little confused probably. Ya’ know?
This Friday from 5-7pm if you’ve ever been curious about what that actual f*ck happens in this office, you can come see for yourself.
*Must be over 21, capacity is limited. No shoes, no shirt, no problem. Stephanie is not our actual receptionist. Use the slide at your own risk. See you soon!